(PJFunGuy,
with great
pomp and ceremony,
wearing a dandy appearing
tuxedo, steps to the podium.
He reaches into his jacket and
extracts an officious looking piece
of parchment.
Glancing
over at the
band, he solemnly
nods his head) "Ahem!
Ladies and Gentlemen.
May I have your attention
please!"
(he glares
at someone not
paying attention
in the 134th row and points)
"YOU! YES YOU! I SAID, 'MAY I
HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE'!
Now you REALLY don't want
to chance another of my
questionable arm
waving routines
do you?"
(the
unfortunate
person in the
134th row shrieks
with horror as the
people around scatter
in a frenzy.....the person
immediately rivets their
attention on the
glowering
shaman
at the
podium)
"That's
better. Now
......where was
I? Oh yes. Thank you.
May I have a drum roll please".
(the band's drummer immediately
produces a firm drum roll,
keeping a wary eye on
PJFunGuy)
"In
recognition
of heartfelt
efforts to spread
good cheer, love, laughter
and friendship throughout the
internet,
I
take
great
pleasure
in bestowing
upon Rhona,better
known as Patrole,the
PJFunGuy Grin Award!"
(hands the smiling
recipient a graphic)
"Designed by the second
worst graphic artist in
the world!"
(she grins, of course)
"You know, PJFunGuy, I've
heard that term before. Tell
me, just who is the worst graphic
artist in the world?"
(he frowns)
"I think it's
some dubious person
who calls himself Sir PJ,
"
(grin)
